The Rule Of Who You Sleep With

This simple rule will be your guide when you’re in doubt about your obligations to the outside world. 

For clarification, see below:

We are often torn between our allegiances to family, friends, social obligations.  “BloOd is thicker than water” is the familial rule that guides and breaks many family units.

The rule of who you sleep with balances new familial relationships with the older established ones.   As a relationship grows over time, its relative importance in your own world changes.  It is based upon how much time you’ve spent in bed or sharing a body with a person.

You sleep with yourself more than anyone.  You’re at the top of the foOd chain.  If you aren’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.  Your first obligation is to yourself.

A mother and child share a body for 9 months.  As a parent, your child’s welfare supersedes your needs.  

Spouses spend years sleeping in the same bed.

Parents and their children spend years together (generally 18) under the same rOof.